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Romance Writer Jokes Redneck Style June 7, 2010

Posted by ninapaules in Living Life.
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Good Morning!   Here’s a little Jeff Foxworthy… romance writer style.  Enjoy!

If your closest friends all live in your head and you’ve yet to be declared mentally insane, you just might be a romance writer.

If you own more research books than Paris Hilton own shoes, you might be a romance writer.

If all you need in a perfect man is the right word to describe him, you just might be a romance writer.

If you do your best work in bed and you’re not a prostitute you just might be a romance writer.

If the best you’ve ever had has all been in your head, you just might be a romance writer.

If you spend all your time away without ever leaving the house, you just might be a romance writer.

If your bathroom is wallpapered with rejection letters, you just might be a romance writer.

Be back later.  I am off to knock down a mountain of “little things.” Hope your day is a good one.

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1. Linda Banche - June 8, 2010

I love it! Great post.

ninapaules - June 8, 2010

Thanks Linda! These just pop into my head.


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